MOVING FATHER'S GRAVE Oh They're moving father's grave to build a sewer. They're moving him regardless of expense. They've dug his remains.. and put in 5-inch drains To irrigate some rich bloke's residence. In harmony "his residence" Now what's the use of having a religion? If when you're dead your troubles never cease. If some poor city chap wants a pipeline to his John They'll never let a British workman rest in peace. Oh rest in peace in harmony Now father in his life was not a quitter And I'm sure that he'll not be a quitter now. For when the jobs complete, he'll haunt that privy seat And only let them go when he'll allow. When he'll allow in harmony Now won't there be some bleedin' consternation, And won't those city chappies rant And rave! But it's no more than they deserve, 'cause they had the bleedin' nerve To muck about a British workman's grave. Oh my oh man. Said strike up the band and don't dilly dally all the while. Over with the band in old band is in it I've I dillic dallic You can't trust the specials. When you cant find your way out